When I am reincarnated....I'm going to be a...?

So we have all wanted to know the answer to what we will be once we are reincarnated. If you believe in that sort of thing which I do not.
BUT FOR THE PURPOSE OF THIS BLOG- we are going to pretend that I wanted to be reincarnated.

Reincarnation so no this link, there is a weibsite and it 'tells' you what your next life will be. I thought I would try this out hoping I would get a cool answer like: criminal or prince. But I flipping got this:

I am going to be Toucan and my best friend is a Bengal Tiger. She is very lucky and I am not.

So then I went onto another site that apparently, if you ask questions about your future or anything- will tell you what happens. You can find this site at this link: Crystal Ball

This was probably the funniest bit.

Well that is..reassuring. 

NO YOU ARE LYING TO ME!

DOES THIS WEBSITE FRIGGING HATE ME?

Thank you Kelsey for your great wisdom.