VIOLIN
When I first go my beautiful violin, I did not realise that the wooden 'thing' I chucked across the room was a very important part of it. It basically helps to tighten the strings. (Do not hate me if I got that wrong). Anyhow, I thought if I got my bow out and just played the violin without tuning it and sticking the bridge in, everything would be fine.
This was my face.
I actually wish I was joking- but it screeched and I literally made the face Dean (Supernatural) is making. I was horrified and looked up what the 'wooden thing' was on the internet.
Just so you know- I did actually take music lessons in Year Nine.
PINK FAIRY
When I lived in Basildon I had a friend- I am making this sound as if I don't have any now. I do for anyone who is actually interested! One day we going through a park called Victoria Park. As we were walking, I noticed a group of musicals sitting around a tree. I thought it was the perfect time to start yelling: "LETS GO TO PINK FAIRY LAND! WE CAN HAVE ALL THE CUP CAKES WITH PINK ICING!"
My friend literally stopped and looked at me as the people turned around. Stopped what they were singing to look at a weird thirteen year old dancing horrendously and flapping her arms around like a injured pigeon.
Then what happened? One of them yelled: "YES FAIRY LAND!"
My fiend that made face and then ran away as I grabbed her hand and started skipping. (Just thinking about this- how is this a failure? It was pure genius).
VAMP! TRAMP!
So this park called Victoria really had some idiots in it. I really did want to put something else but I am not going to. And on this particular day there was a group of people on a climbing frame who were drunk quite clearly and trying to act hard.
They started yelling at me and this same friend. They were yelling vamp and tramp. Such a good insult! Anyhow, I yelled at them to f*ck off and leave us alone. I scared the rest and they literally jumped from the climbing frame and ran. The lady whoever, who was yelling still proceeded to walk towards us. I stopped and watched as she continued to yell this.
However, she realised we- or I got bored of her and went to walk off when she turned around. As she turned she smacked straight into a pole and this was literally my reaction:
I swear I have never laughed so much in my life. She turned around and gave me the middle finger and guess what happened?? Yup. You guessed it. She walked back into the pole. The funny thing is, it wasn't a light knock. You literally heard her smack into the pole.
ACTING AS JIM
So one day I was at the park and thought it would be funny to start scaring the shit out of my friends. It however, went really wrong.
I thought it would be funny to scare the shit out of my friends (who are standing on a hill) and run towards them screaming. It went wrong as my friend strted screaming and as I was running dived out of the way.
Next thing you know, I am screaming as I fall down the hill and she looks over and makes this face:
She could not stop laughing while I lay there humiliated at myself. I made this face:
See ya till the next blog!
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